Cavs Lose Game 1 Of 82 Game Season, Essentially Mathematically Eliminated From Playoffs And Lebron Is Probably Gonna Leave Next Week

Glad everyone kept their composure and stayed calm. Party’s over, folks.

From a basketball standpoint, the offense was absolutely abysmal. 19 turnovers and 9-24 from 3 is not going to win games. Lebron definitely had the first game jitters being back home given the gravity of the coverage, the partying, the expectations, etc. Oh yeah, and his wife having his 3rd kid, and it being a girl. You wouldn’t be rattled? Now that we got that out of the way, it’s time to win some fucking games. Tonight would be a good start against the Bulls that bent this Knicks team over their knee and beat the living piss out of them.

PS: Twitter was a riot last night. Love love love love Cleveland getting hated on so much like anything has ever gone right for this city and we’re just spoiled. Twitter certainly brings out the best “Cleveland is used to disappointment” “how bout them Cavs!” jokes from people who just got internet in their towns of <100 people. Nice lives idiots.